Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!