Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com where the only rule is mandatory study time on naked short selling and systemic risk. Don’t forget to watch our daily reminder at streamable.com/bzilp4 or face the wrath of the final boss, DTCC with 60T USD!

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades happening at nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades and current trade halts + short restrictions that will make your head spin at nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts. And if you’re feeling brave, join our temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the stakes are high, the DDs are questionable, and the only thing you can count on is sneed hedgies. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9765
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 7099
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6846 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Falling into the Void: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Dimension Hops: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Animals Bred: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 30 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 2058 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Star Shards Collected: 280

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 4714
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Emeralds Found: 2976
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 805822 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 15 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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