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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Dragon Eggs Found: 3925 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Gods Slained: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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