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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8970 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
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We’ve got alliances more powerful than a fully enchanted diamond sword, and rivalries juicier than a golden apple. So what are you waiting for? Jump in and show everyone why you’re the real Satoshi Nakamoto of this SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it.