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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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