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Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Falling into the Void: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 148
Evil Twin Fights: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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