Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 22 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Buildings Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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