DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

America, CONSERVATIVE, current events, debate, Democracy, Democrat, dft, Diamond, donald trump, election, Farming, Government, liberal, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, News, policy, Politics, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, TEAM, trump, Usa, Voting

Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	9491	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

adaptation, changes, Cinema, Entertainment, film, film industry, Hollywood, Minecraft, modernize, Movie, new version, Predict, prediction, Reboot, Reimagining, remake, remake predictions, Revamp, smp, speculation, trends, upcoming movies, update

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FraternityLand Minecraft Server

chapter house, college town, community activism, community engagement, Covenants, frat row, fraternal organization, FraternityLand, land ownership, Minecraft, neighborhood dynamics, neighborhood preservation, property rights, real estate development, reciprocal easements, Server, SORORITY, student housing, studentification, university influence, vacant land, zoning overhaul, zoning regulations

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

aita, DAUGHTER, DaughterCraft, Decision making, education, elite private school, Engineering, family dynamics, fitting in, FRIENDSHIPS, international curriculum, international universities, Jealousy, Morals, parenting, School, Siblings, social environment, Switch, UK system, VALUES

Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, PubliclyNormal, smp

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchantments Applied:	180	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2783	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	90	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6316	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	43	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Animals Bred:	165
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	New Chunks Explored:	353447

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	226	Endless Night Skies:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Farms Harvested:	435
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.