DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7313	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CluelessCraft

biggest hint, Clueless, clueless hints, CluelessCraft, communication breakdown, confusion, hints ignored, hints missed, lack of awareness, misinterpretation, missed signals, misunderstanding, misunderstanding cues, not catching on, Oblivious, oblivious to hints, obliviousness, perplexed, puzzled, social cues, subtle hints

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	2546
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral meeting, Canada, controversy, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, India, international politics, Laos, LaosCraft, Meeting, Minecraft, news headline, official visit, pm modi, prime minister, rejection, remarks, Server, South Asia, Statement, substantive discussion, summit, trudeau

so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

Communication, Conflict, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Downfall, Geopolitics, illegal use, international law, internet access, Invasion, military aggression, russia, sanctions, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Starlink terminals, StarlinkCraft, Technology, Ukraine, Vuhledar, Vuhledars, War Crimes, WP reports

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	367	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Starblocks

Alien, Astral, astronaut, Celestial, comet, constellation, Cosmic, Economy, Exploration, Galaxy, Interstellar, NEBULA, Orbit, PvP, Skyblock, Space, Spaceship, Stardust, Starry, Stars, supernova, Universe

Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CrimsonCraft

Adventure, Anarchy, AS/AU hosted, Challenges, Combat, Community Events, competitive community, Cracked, CrimsonCraft, discord server, dynamic community, Economy, epic events, friendly community, intense pvp action, leaderboard, LifeSteal, minecraft server, PvP, Raiding, Rewards, Survival, Tournaments, version 1.8x-1.21x

Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Magic Items Found:	1177
Star Shards Collected:	252	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crops Grown:	5260	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom General, games, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, Server, Surveys, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, Ys X

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Animals Bred:	141	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockPartyDrama

aita, Apology, Birthday Party, BlockPartyDrama, Clown, Cool, disinviting, Friend, friend circle, friendship groups, Gathering, invited, mean comments, overreacted, Party, Rude, school bully, self-deprecating jokes, serious things, Sympathy

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

Alliance, Conflict, deployment, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, military exercises, north korean, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Troops, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War

LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	6391	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.