Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 91/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
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