DesertCraft: Burnout Edition

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are u tired of being a parent in a world where kids rule the roost? come join our minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of reality and build ur own parenting paradise!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will make u forget all about those pesky little ones at home. u can build ur own dream house, explore mysterious caves, and even battle dragons with other exhausted parents just like u.

so why wait? join our server now and say goodbye to parental burnout forever! who needs kids when u have minecraft, amirite?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Animals Bred:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Farms Harvested:	622
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2378	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1625	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

TverTNTBoomCraft

aerial attack, arms depot, damaged, defense infrastructure, defense system, explosive damage, international conflict, military defense, military facility, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Nuclear Explosion, russia, security breach, strategic target, Surveillance Footage, Tver Oblast, TverTNTBoomCraft, Ukrainian drones, war zone

join our epic minecraft server, where we build bases tougher than a russian arms depot! our creations can withstand nuclear explosions, just like that depot in tver oblast! but watch out for ukrainian drones, they might come and wreck your base if you’re not careful! so come join us and show off your building skills in the ultimate test of survival! who needs russia when you have our minecraft server?!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Silly Adult Playground – Do Whatever You Want, No Rules, Just Chaos and Laughs!

Adult, Alliance, Chaos, Classes, classic, Community, custom classes, Discord, Dungeons, Friends, laughs, longtime, Minecraft, MONEY, Mythic Dungeons, ONLINE, Playground, power, PvP, Quests, RPG, RPG Features, rules, silly, Survival, Territories, VOICE

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Old school MCMMO
Discord	Join our Discord
IP	play.murkpvp.com

Worlds

Normal Minecraft World	Classic survival gameplay
RPG World	Explore quests, custom classes, and dungeons

Plugins & Features

Lands Plugin: Territory claiming, alliances, and power struggles
RPG Features: Custom classes, quests, dungeons, and loot chests
Fun Mechanics: Cannons and TNT underwater

Staff Opportunities

If you enjoy being a staff member, we are looking for individuals to join our team and contribute to the server.

FAQ

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address play.murkpvp.com

What version of Minecraft is the server running on?

The server runs on the latest stable version of Minecraft.

Is it free to join and play on the server?

Yes, it is completely free to join and play on the server.

How can I become a staff member?

If you are interested in becoming a staff member, please reach out to the server owner on Discord for more information.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1249
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Vtuber’s Epic Minecraft Server

digital content, Digital Media, Epic, forbidden fruit, gfe, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online entertainment, online interaction, online presence, Server, Successful, Technology, virtual companionship, virtual connections, virtual experience, virtual influencers, virtual personalities, virtual reality, virtual relationships, virtual world, Vtubers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to mine for hours just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the virtual paradise you’ve been dreaming of! Join us on our server where we have an abundance of diamonds, gold, emeralds, and even netherite just waiting for you to claim.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just looking for some new friends to play with. They’ll even help you mine for resources and protect you from any pesky skeletons or zombies that try to ruin your day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical unicorn stable where you can ride on rainbow-colored unicorns and explore the vast lands of our server in style. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Blocky Bedtime Tales: Minecraft SMP – Share your most scandalous stories

adult content, adult fiction, bad times, bedtime, blocky, Cuckhold, Degenerate, erotic literature, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, fetish, good times, Kinky, Minecraft, Naughty, perverted stories, prostitution, scandalous, seductive, Sensual, sex stories, sexual fantasies, Share, smp, Stories, taboo, Tales

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really reads those anyway?). Join us for a wild ride filled with sex stories that will make your virtual blocky world blush!

Need a break from building? Share your best and most perverted stories with us. From good times to bad times, degenerate escapades to cuckhold adventures, and even tales of virtual prostitution – we want to hear it all!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that embraces the wild and wacky side of Minecraft like we do? Plus, who doesn’t love a little scandal and drama to spice up their gaming experience?

Come on in and let your imagination run wild (just maybe keep it PG-13 for the kiddos). Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other, where the only thing more outrageous than our stories is the creativity of our players.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6121	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

HangryCraft

aita, bedtime, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, couple dynamics, Decision making, emotional reactions, food choices, Frustration, HangryCraft, Hunger, late night eating, mealtime, misunderstandings, not eating, petty argument, relationship

Are you tired of having the same argument with your significant other about what to eat after work? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of indecisive dinner choices!

On our server, you can build a virtual restaurant where you never have to worry about someone getting mad at you for not being hungry at 11:30 pm. You can create a menu with endless options and never have to hear the words “I don’t care, you choose” again!

Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of food-related arguments and will support you in your quest for a drama-free dining experience. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to mealtime meltdowns!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	225
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2600	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Unity Minecraft Server

destiny, Differences, Fighting, Goal, Master, master race, Minecraft, moving forward, one race, people, Race, Server, Survival, tearing apart, Thrive, Unity, unity brings, Wasteland, wrong

Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	5929
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

discount store, Don, Don Quijote, exploring Japan, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese products, kyoto, Minecraft, must-visit places, offbeat travel spots, Osaka, Quijote, quirky shopping, shopping, smp, souvenir shopping, TOKYO, tourist attractions, travel, travel destinations, travel experiences, travel memories, unique stores

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1176	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Emeralds Found:	2711	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	7299	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.