Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 49 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
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