DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

achievement, Achievements, Awareness, Behavior, confusion, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, discrimination, education, Frustration, ignorance, intolerance, judgment, lack of empathy, mental health, misunderstanding, prejudice, question.., retards, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7073
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Animals Bred:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7137
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Votes:	5587	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	539099	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1338
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Love Letters Sent:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5480
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Zombie Dances:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5522
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	New Chunks Explored:	546950
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com