DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

achievement, Achievements, Awareness, Behavior, confusion, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, discrimination, education, Frustration, ignorance, intolerance, judgment, lack of empathy, mental health, misunderstanding, prejudice, question.., retards, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9255
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mines Excavated:	3226	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4505	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Dimension Hops:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	3595	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchantments Applied:	227	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Potions Brewed:	190
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	621627
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Potions Brewed:	73
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	8890	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Towns Built:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	1516
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	984180	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	470
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	9444
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com