DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers question your achievements

achievement, Achievements, Awareness, Behavior, confusion, CREEPERS, DerpyCraft, discrimination, education, Frustration, ignorance, intolerance, judgment, lack of empathy, mental health, misunderstanding, prejudice, question.., retards, social constructs, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	157	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness and insanity!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, offering you a trade deal you can’t refuse. Or how about the time our players organized a massive chicken dance-off in the town square, complete with disco lights and a DJ booth manned by a pig in sunglasses?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pixelated Yeti, a mythical creature said to roam the snowy biomes, challenging players to snowball fights for epic loot. And let’s not forget about the Disco Sheep, whose dance moves are so lit they’ve been known to cause spontaneous creeper explosions!

So why are achievement retards like this? Because on our server, the only achievement that matters is having a good time and making memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your base raided by a gang of mischievous penguins)!

Flare MC

Factions, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Flare MC is a Cracked Minecraft server! Open to casual and cracked players. Our server’s player base has been growing intermittently since its first release, with users from all over the world playing our amazing game modes and enjoying time here with our beloved community.

play.flarehosting.eu

MineJam

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to the MineJam server, a fast growing Minecraft server. You are invited to join our amazing community, have fun and make new friends! With Survival PvP, Towny Survival, Hunger Games, SkyWars, Creative, Sky Block and more, you’ll never get bored!

minejam.com

Atm9 anarchy – All the mods 9 server

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Tekkit

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Potions Brewed:	65	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

This isn’t just any server, it’s a semi-anarchy PvP server where strategy, skill, and a bit of mischief come together.

Economy system – Trade with in game economy with an auction house and bounty system. Spawn area – The spawn will be in a separate dimension free from pvp. You will be able to jump unto the random teleporter to the overworld to start the adventure Graves – Graves are disabled, you will be able to loot your victims Dimensions – Some dimensions will be off-limits, world border is 50k in every dimension. Base Strategy – There are no claims Banned items – Almost no banned items, all items of mass destruction are fair game Vote Crates – Get a head start with helpful items

Rules: No Offensive Content: No discussions on sensitive topics like politics, religion, drugs, or racism. Lag Control: Avoid creating excessive lag Atm9 servers all the mods 9

atm9-pvp.moddedmc.net

Just Simple Hosting | Semi-Anarchy [Survival / Creative]

Adventure, amazing, building, Creative, Multiverse, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

Our server is a semi-anarchy survival server lead by the Minecraft community, built by the Minecraft community.We support the Minecraft community by providing a fully community run server hosted on us.The only rules are to treat others with respect, don’t swear, no hacks, no trolls.We support older and newer versions of Minecraft clients, so you don’t need the latest versions client.

Why not logon to our server and check out what we have been up too?

Cross-Platform

IP Address: mc.jshosting.co.ukPort: 19133If you playing on Xbox you will need to download an app to logon to this server.You have to be connected to the same network as your Xbox.

Rule[1] Be Kind and Respectful[2] Don’t Hack [3] Don’t Grief![4] Spamming or Advertising

These rules are at the discretion of the staff members online.

Don’t forget to vote for our community lead server by clicking here! or Join discord

mc.jshosting.co.uk

Abyss SMP [Java + Bedrock crossplay]

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mines Excavated:	1452
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

A world overviewAbyss Season 8 uses Terralith generation for a unique survival experience. There are over 65 different biomes, including most vanilla biomes. These include lush caves, dripstone caves, monument valleys, moonlight groves, alpha islands, mirage islands, and many more. Clients supported are 1.18.2 and bedrock clients. Mobile, Consoles, Desktops are all supported. This world is overviewed using a Pl3xmap, a link to which can be found below.

http://play.abyssmc.org:8123/

About Our ServerAbyss Survival was originally released November 2017 and has been reset several times. Rules are defined by our community, feel free to discussion them in the discord. World downloads are available at the end of every season, so you can continue them in survival, or use them on your own server with friends. We run Coreprotect, so any malicious actions can be undone within seconds.

Rules

1. Be mindful of other players; be respectful to the community and others

2. All chests are private unless marked public. All chest transactions are logged.

3. Do not grief or steal. Buildings near spawn are public areas & may be removed, if needed

4. Do not use mods to gain an unfair advantage, autoclickers and simple external scripts are fine.

5. PvP and fighting must be agreed upon by both players

Custom FeaturesSlimefun is installed to add backpacks, nuclear reactors, magic altars, item transports, energy, holograms, and a bunch of new tools and armor.

Additionally, there are custom recipes. Teleportation is disabled, and players must be able to craft consumable enchanted chorus fruit and enchanted enderpearls in order to teleport to your bed and to other players respectively. A full list of quality of life recipes can be found at

https://abyssmc.org/

A list of slimefun recipes can be found in-game with the slimefun guide.

play.abyssmc.org

The Kingdom of Latis

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

The Kingdom of Latis is a multi world medieval themed survival server designed for creativity, adventure, and most importantly, fun! The Kingdom of Latis has amazing sights, hidden temples, ancient villages, and more. You may choose to travel from one location to the next through portals or by dragon flight. If you prefer to simply survive and live in peace you have several worlds to choose from. The main Kingdom Island (PvE) is the place where all new players spawn in, after that you may want to take a walk down to the docks and get onto the ship which will take you to the other PvE worlds (Crystal Bay, Emeraldl) or you may feel slightly more adventurous and get on the ship that will take you our Pvp/Stealing world, Innova. But beware, Innova is a Towny War based, PvP world. Raiding (no griefing), stealing, and PvP are allowed in Innova, as well as full use of all levels of magical wands abilities through the plugin MagicalSpells and bandit NPCs (Citizens 2-Sentry) are scattered around the lands waiting for the unsuspecting adventurer.

158.69.139.140

CraftBars Bangladesh

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

mc.craftbars.xyz:19138

Memelands | 1.20.2 | Vanilla | Whitelist | Mature and friendly players | Discord | 15+ | Dynmap

Discord, Dynmap, Friendly, hermitcraft, Mature, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Votes:	1559	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	891468	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Hello everyone!

Memelands is a 1.20.2 SMP with a close-knit and driven community looking for active long term players over the age of 15. We have been playing on the current map since 2019, so there are loads of unique builds and history to discover! And we will never reset the map, so everything you build on the server will stay there forever and you don’t have to worry about a “new season” wiping your progress.

We have players from multiple time zones all over the world, ensuring that the server stays active around the clock. There are events on the server every so often, ranging from jeopardy nights to build contests and sporting activities such as the Memelands olympics. These events are usually held at a time where the most players are able to join in.

We are looking for creative individuals who will want to contribute to our server and be a part of a great community and, most importantly, have fun. The type of player who stops playing on worlds when “everything has been completed” is the complete opposite of what we are looking for.

The server is completely vanilla with the exception of a few essential datapacks (such as 1-player sleep) and protective plugins (we use CoreProtect to detect thieves and griefers). The server is largely owned and run by the community. Financing is done through a yearly donation box and votes are held when important decisions about the server are to be made.

We have a website where blog posts about the server can be submitted and we also have a Dynmap page where the map (Google Earth-esque) can be viewed live!

Our goal is to create a larger community full of fun and active players!

Basic rules: (more detailed list in our Discord server and website)

No stealing, griefing or hacking.Be mature and friendly. Respect other’s builds.No bullying, racism, or harassing other players.

(If you see someone breaking a rule you should immediately report the player to an admin)

A whitelist and application system is in place to make sure that our new members are welcomed into a secure environment.

Application: CLICK HERE

Server IP: play.memelands.com

Note that you do have to be aged 15 or older to apply.

Minecraft is full of endless possibilities, and this is a great place to explore them. We hope you will come join us! :)/The Memelands Server admins

play.memelands.com

Crush Central

LifeSteal, Lifestealsmp, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Farms Harvested:	780	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Rpg Oneblock

,Lifesteal

Prisons

and many other modes coming soon

!Collect and replay 50 unique phases

!Unique quests and custom items

.Bosses and Events

.Minions

!Custom enchants and all sorts of other things coming soon

.Prison and Lifesteal coming soon

.Active and friendly community

play.crushcentralmc.net

Emerald-Craft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

This server is a fun to play, friendly and grief protected environment! With many fun ranks to attain and tones for you to do, join in faction wars, PVP arenas, Spleef, MOB arena, Hunger games! and server-wide competitions with a new RPG world coming soon…

Additional Details A server using 30+ plugins, with multiworlds, chestshop, mobarena, premissionsEX and many many more. Runs on a 32GB RAM so there is NO LAG, With a i7 Processor. with unlimited slots!

stu.verygames.net

Arsus Network

Skyblock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	2155
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

To learn more about Arsus Network, check out our wiki page. https://wiki.arsusnw.com/

play.arsusnw.com

LODECRAFT [1.20.4] [Never Resets] [MCMMO] [Survival] [Building] [DISCORD]

Adventuring, Backpacks, BUILD, building, classic, Community, Creative, MCMMO, memes, Oldschool, Paper, Paperspigot, smp, Smpsurvival, Spigot, Survival, Survivalserver

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mines Excavated:	3036	Emeralds Found:	4145
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome To LODECRAFT!

Welcome to the LODECRAFT Classic SMP Minecraft server! A server focused around enjoying Minecraft the classic way with some fun plugins sprinkled in. We take it slow and enjoy building out the world which we never reset. Enjoy the laid back experience and get building!

Come Join Our Discord Server!https://discord.gg/5tWGK9D67W

IP: LODECRAFT.org

lodecraft.org

Lore of Crafters

Arkan, Arkanbuilds, Community, Crafters, Faction Pvp, Factions, games, Gaming, Hub, Hunger, Hunger Games, Loc, Lore, Mariokart, MCMMO, Minigames, Network, Prison, Pve Economy, Roleplay, Server, Spanish, Survival, Voxelsniper

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	112	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

The original Lore of Crafters. We’ve launched a vanilla survival server for all previous (and new) members of our community to join.

Lore of Crafters traces its origins to November 20th, 2011. Founded as Imperocraft originally the server changed into Lore of Crafters in 2012. Known by many names throughout its time such as Lore of Covid (2020-2021) or Laurel Crafters (2021-2023), this great past makes it the 5th oldest Minecraft server!

Our current world is from 2021 and we have no plans on resetting it! (praying to Herobrine)

Make sure to join our Discord! https://discord.gg/7F9hC9X

play.loreofcrafters.com

Legendary Island

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

1. . ☠ NO Annoying Boring Signs With Rules at the Beginning! ☠ Cozy and Friendly Gameplay Atmosphere ☠ Easy to Start Right From the First Time Join. Just do “/mine” and start mining! ☠ Clean Chat Without Swear and Spam

2. ☠ Hunger Games Only When YOU Feel Like It ☠ Entertaining Assassin Games ☠ Hundreds of Towns With Active, Real Residents ☠ Manage Your House Protection Without Admins

3. ☠ Free Full Membership is For Free ☠ The More You Play the Higher Rank You Get ☠ Officially Become a Superhero, Pirate, Wizard, Redstoner, Knight, Architect, Oracle ☠ Adult and Friendly Admins ☠ Survival and Creative PvP on|off

Li-play.com

Survival server

119server, bedrock, Minecraft, Other, Skyblcok, smp, Survival, Survivalserver

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Dive into DSBM ADVENTURE for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

play.darkmc.uk