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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 1423 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, build your own rollercoaster that shoots out diamonds instead of carts, and even ride on the backs of dragons while fighting off evil llamas with laser eyes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing if they land on a pile of gold or get teleported to a secret disco party in the sky.
So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in taking Minecraft to a whole new level of insanity. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!