DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	3822
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Farms Harvested:	688	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177	Star Shards Collected:	262

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9986	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	1312
Magic Items Found:	5039	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	995928

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ores Mined:	3186	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Farms Harvested:	643
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Potions Brewed:	163	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8920
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Votes:	3172	Enchantments Applied:	256
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Towns Built:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	6288	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Falling into the Void:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	8692	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Animals Bred:	62	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Star Shards Collected:	89	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Blood Moons Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1127	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org