DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8960	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Farms Harvested:	484
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Crops Grown:	2441
Buildings Constructed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	2796	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crops Grown:	3289	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crops Grown:	8331	Animals Bred:	173
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	112	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Farms Harvested:	494

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Villages Defended:	13

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7709	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Runes Activated:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9617
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	2726

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1856	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org