DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ores Mined:	5952
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9105
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

theuniverse.network

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
New Chunks Explored:	394720	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

join.mineseed.org

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Magic Items Found:	6324
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

medieval-vanilla.com

MINERAZE

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

org.mineraze.net

GladMC

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

mc.gladmc.com

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	183
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	9520	Villages Defended:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ores Mined:	9296	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Emeralds Found:	786	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Animals Bred:	150
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3894
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1282	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu