DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9445
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

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Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Astral Projections Made:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4103
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

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CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3784
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	121
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Crops Grown:	6973
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Votes:	7244

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	155
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2202	Void Gems Collected:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Votes:	4576	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2676	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4489
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magic Items Found:	8643
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	9695
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crops Grown:	3598
Dragon Scales Harvested:	429	Rune Stones Activated:	10

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Potions Brewed:	149
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	17

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org