DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Villages Defended:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	276
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4488

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	200	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crops Grown:	7274	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.