DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	369	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchantments Applied:	148
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchantments Applied:	287	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	202667	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Villages Defended:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.