DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3462

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	7172	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Potions Brewed:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Emeralds Found:	5728	Farms Harvested:	713
Mines Excavated:	1030	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3222
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	37

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Emeralds Found:	9323
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Farms Harvested:	984
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.