DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Dimension Hops:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mines Excavated:	3496
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	287
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Animals Bred:	169
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	943	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	136	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6736	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Potions Brewed:	164	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!