DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Star Shards Collected:	60
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1123
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	3237
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
New Chunks Explored:	409892	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Emeralds Found:	7784
Enchantments Applied:	168	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	9176	Magic Items Found:	4333

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2922	Dimension Hops:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.