DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Emeralds Found:	663
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7677	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	148	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	11	Dimension Hops:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	6874	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9951
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119
Love Letters Sent:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3440
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	201	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.