DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Farms Harvested:	765
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Animals Bred:	121	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Endless Night Skies:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Towns Built:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Void Gems Collected:	29

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Emeralds Found:	2435
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Emeralds Found:	2443	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Towns Built:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Crops Grown:	7350
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Towns Built:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.