DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Mines Excavated:	4125
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	533698
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	2632	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	206	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Animals Bred:	122
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magic Items Found:	4568

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	988
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1463	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
New Chunks Explored:	157999	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.