DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	31

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	162
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Farms Harvested:	694	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
New Chunks Explored:	740401	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4021
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Potions Brewed:	177	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	3743
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Crops Grown:	9973	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Villages Defended:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
New Chunks Explored:	138589	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9742	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1864	Love Letters Sent:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!