DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Divine Spears Created:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ores Mined:	2480	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8474
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	116	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magic Items Found:	8763
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Potions Brewed:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Void Gems Collected:	24
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.