DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	452
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6761
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6269	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Star Shards Collected:	221	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	9568
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Crops Grown:	4101	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ores Mined:	2498
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7522
Players Killed by Monsters:	7819	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	192	Divine Spears Created:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.