DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4818

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Villages Defended:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2992
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	New Chunks Explored:	709685
Alien Abductions:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	68
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2412
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crops Grown:	6609	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Animals Bred:	15
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	794
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.