DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	99	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	23
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	194	Villages Defended:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Buildings Constructed:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4711
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	5369	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	460

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.