DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Star Shards Collected:	180	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9589

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	181	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4541	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149	Dragon Eggs Found:	5037

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Buildings Constructed:	48
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.