DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Aspie, aspies, DerpyCraft, Farewell, farewell blessings, farewell message, farewell party, farewell quotes, farewell speech, farewell wishes, finally gone, good riddance, Goodbye, Grateful, Long, moving on, new beginning, peace at last, Relieved, relieved to see them go, retard, retards, Thank Christ, thankful, unite

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Players Killed by Monsters:	9851
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	199

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1478
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Potions Brewed:	21	Enchantments Applied:	197
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	8302
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Players Killed by Monsters:	3560

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.