DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

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Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	1766	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	248

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Animals Bred:	148

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	223	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9803	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mines Excavated:	3066	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	80
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Items Found:	4585	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Animals Bred:	43	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TransformersMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

TransformersMC A Transformers Server for the latest version of Minecraft The main attractions of TransformersMC are the fully modelled Transformers armors/suits and the various modelled weapons from the Transformers Universe Server Info: The Server is Vanilla, Mods are not required to join the Server, but this ModPack offers some Quality Boosting mods to enrich the experience! Server IP: TrafoMC.net Official Partner: Bisect Hosting: https://bisecthosting.com/celestialnetwork

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4687	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Emeralds Found:	7621	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeDigital

Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

PokeDigital is a recently launched Minecraft Pixelmon server that not only offers Pokemon but Digimon as well! Its most notable features include the ability to communicate with your own Pokemon or Digimon, WonderTrade, PokeBuilder, GTS/STS, emotes, and non-paid flying. If you’re interested, and you know you are, join the server and give it a try! The only requirements to play are to have Pixelmon 9.1.7 and the server resource pack, which can be downloaded in-game.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

A Towny Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Towny Server delivers a close-to-vanilla experience with the Towny and Jobs plugins!Our small community of dedicated people are ready to welcome you with cosy and friendly vibes and will be happy to welcome you into the borders of a beautiful town!On our server, we try to keep things simple, rather than going for complicated things. When you join, you’ll be welcomed by the cosy spawn that we built ourselves with members of our community, who themselves will be ready to welcome you!To keep things simple while still encouraging interaction within the community, we have a player-driven economy where you can buy and sell helpful things to and from other players at better rates than the server shop. Sporting the Jobs plugin as well, you can earn money by simply doing your favourite thing in vanilla Minecraft, be it mining, farming, enchanting, brewing or many other things!We also have lots of cosmetics! Pets, Hats, Trails, Mounts, Gadgets, and more, all available for everyone to get their hands on!Other plugins that contribute to our comfy feel are Harbor for skipping to daytime, /back for returning to your location should you die, FastLeafDecay for getting rid of those pesky leaves, Chest Shops for player markets, LWC for locking your valuable chests away from other players and an Anti-Cheat to keep everyone playing fair!Thank you for reading through and we hope to see you in-game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.