DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Crafty AF: The Adventures of >Be me

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>Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh reality of adulting!

>Build your dream house without worrying about rent or mortgage payments!

>Explore vast lands and battle mythical creatures to prove you’re not just a lazy bum living in your parents’ basement!

>Join our community of fellow procrastinators and slackers who refuse to conform to society’s standards!

>Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect, warrior, or farmer on our server?

>Don’t let the real world bring you down, join us and live your best virtual life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	254	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecraft Mochi Madness: ‘Ichigo Mashimaro’ Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your favorite anime! Picture this: Chi-chan is the admin, guiding you through the world with her adorable charm. But watch out for the other characters, they may challenge you to epic battles or help you build the most kawaii structures you’ve ever seen. Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5738
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Pixelated Procrastinators: YouTube Twitch Streamers Edition

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your blocky world? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for the UFC Edition of Minecraft, where you can battle it out with other players in epic cage matches! Take on Steve in a one-on-one brawl or team up with your friends to take down a horde of Creepers in the octagon.

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the Ender Dragon Rumble, where players must fight the mighty dragon using only their fists! And don’t forget about our exclusive “Lava Hot Potato” mini-game, where you pass a hot potato filled with explosive power to your opponents before it blows up in their face.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before! Who knew punching blocks could be so much fun?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Atheist Aesthetics Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a mix of Hogwarts and Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by majestic cathedrals, towering minarets, and a giant statue of a Minecraft Steve doing a backflip. Our writers are like Shakespeare on steroids, crafting epic quests and storylines that will make your jaw drop.

And don’t even get me started on our love for athleticism. Our players are like Olympic athletes, sprinting through obstacle courses and parkour challenges that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Plus, our contribution to the sciences is unmatched – we’ve even built a working rocket ship to explore the Minecraft galaxy.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our insane, over-the-top Minecraft server? Come for the aesthetics, stay for the chaos.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Fails: The Server That Makes You Question Reality

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to spawn here! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie villagers armed with diamond swords while riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where Endermen are the DJs! So why did they even bother releasing it? Because this server is where the real action is at, baby! Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty LOLz MMO Server

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Are you tired of being ignored in other MMOs? Do you feel like a lonely potato in a sea of carrots? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of being ignored by everyone you meet! But wait, there’s more! Our coop content is so exclusive, it’s like trying to get into a secret club where nobody speaks and you have to figure everything out on your own! It’s like a puzzle, but with more explosions and less logic. So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Qasem’s Hypersonic Missile Madness Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fast-paced, it makes Qasem missiles look like they’re standing still. Join us for a wild ride through Tel Aviv as you dodge missiles and build the craziest structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it, there’s even a diamond-encrusted creeper waiting to explode with riches for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our hyper-sonic Minecraft world. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone gets blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LimbusCraft: Where the only limit is your imagination! Join the chaos at /lcg/ #1418

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, crazy extractions, and a Refraction Railway Line that will leave you questioning reality.

Ever wanted to be a part of the Edgar Family and serve as Chief Butler Ryoshu? Or maybe you have dreams of becoming the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust? Well, now’s your chance to live out those fantasies in our wacky Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect plenty of spoilers and mind-bending twists along the way. And don’t forget to download the game from the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness.

So why wait? Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few mirror dungeons). See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible – even serving as the Chief Butler of an eccentric family or embarking on a Refraction Railway adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9562	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Void Armor Forged:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

White Boy’s Hot Blocks

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now and experience the thrill of running away from a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama that can fly and shoot lasers out of its eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a normal Tuesday afternoon activity!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Good Lawd Dat White Boy, who is rumored to have the biggest diamond sword in all of Minecraft history! Join now and witness his epic battles against a horde of evil villagers who have stolen all the cake in the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Items Found:	4363
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RibbitCraft: Where Frogs Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner frog! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and transformed into a frog. But instead of being scared, they realized the true power of being a frog in Minecraft. They hopped around, leaping over obstacles and outsmarting other players with their amphibious abilities. Soon enough, they became the ruler of the server, with all other players bowing down to their froggy greatness. So, if you want to experience the joy of being a frog in Minecraft and potentially become the next frog king or queen, then hop on over to our server and join the ribbiting fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	787514
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where Everything is Done with You in Mind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can experience what it’s like to be treated like a god! No, seriously, on this server, YOU are the almighty being that everyone worships. Need some diamonds? Just snap your fingers and they appear. Want to fly around like a majestic dragon? Done.

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. You may find yourself being humbled by the other players when needed. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes it fun!

Join us on this server where you can experience the ultimate power trip and have the best feeling ever. Who needs reality when you can be a god in Minecraft? Let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SweedishRussianCraft: Where stereotypes collide in blocky fashion!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling!), and where creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug (okay, maybe not that last part, but you get the idea).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground city where only the bravest adventurers dare to explore, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old gold?), and a magical portal that transports you to a land of unicorns and rainbows (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful world? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Animals Bred:	80
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VtuberCraft: Where You Can Mine with the 2nd Biggest Corpse in Town!

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got 2nd biggest vtuber corpops2 3D graphics that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Our server is so lit that even the copyright police tried to mute us on B2, but we just laughed and kept on streaming.

Join us for our “complimentary segment stream” where things get so wild that the stream gets privated for being too spicy for the internet. And whatever you do, don’t share screenshots of the AR livefatgur on 2D, because that’s a whole other level of craziness.

We’ve got more drama than a Vshojo vs fatgur showdown, and you won’t want to miss a second of it. So come on over and join the chaos, because on this Minecraft server, anything goes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Shenanigans: The Only Minecraft Server You’ll Ever Need for PC Gaming

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a candy-filled cave, and riding on the backs of flying pigs to explore the endless possibilities of our wacky world.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a hidden treasure chest that contains a magical unicorn that will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for!).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can have the time of your life with us? Remember, you do not need more than this for PC gaming… or for pure, unadulterated fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Camelot: Iran Edition

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Welcome to annuddah showa, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden village filled with dancing llamas and talking chickens. They were greeted by a friendly Ender Dragon who offered to give them a ride around the map. As they soared through the sky, they discovered a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a group of mischievous creepers wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow enchanted cookies and the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava. Players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against evil zombie unicorns in epic quests for legendary loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join annuddah showa today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Animals Bred:	45	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4