DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Cheater’s Paradise: The Sequel – Minecraft Isekai Life Ep. 2

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is about to introduce the most epic feature ever – Wolf Waifus! That’s right, soon you’ll be able to have your very own wolf waifu companion to help you on your adventures. Need someone to watch your back while you mine for diamonds? Wolf waifu’s got you covered. Want a cuddly friend to keep you warm at night? Wolf waifu’s got you there too.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame it. Want unlimited diamonds? Just ask the Diamond Unicorn! Need a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? The Diamond Unicorn can make it happen. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate ruler of the Minecraft world with your trusty wolf waifu by your side.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Banter: The Land of Lols

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. We have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas. Not to mention, our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies who just want to cuddle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you three wishes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Pakicraft: Where Minecraft meets the unexpected!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated Pakistan in all its blocky glory! Explore the majestic mountains, bustling cities, and lush forests of this virtual land. But be warned, creepers are known to roam the streets of Karachi and zombies have taken over Lahore!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a virtual camel through the deserts of Balochistan, or build your own floating palace in the skies above Islamabad. Want to see what the K2 mountain looks like up close? Just hop on our server and start climbing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle it out in epic PvP matches or team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Pakistan like never before – just watch out for those pesky skeletons shooting arrows at you while you’re trying to admire the view!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a world filled with hilarious characters and outrageous adventures!

Join us on this server where you can team up with the legendary Lia “The Ashelia” who can build a castle out of diamonds in seconds! Or how about hanging out with Utatane Nasa, the master of falling asleep while mining for diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to battle against the fearsome Hakushika Iori, who can summon a herd of creepers with just a snap of her fingers? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the depths of the Nether with Fujikura Uruka, who can ride a blaze like it’s a pony?

And don’t even get us started on the wild adventures you’ll have with Tenma Maemi, the queen of pranking other players by turning their houses into giant cakes! Or how about joining forces with Pipkin Pippa, the magical fairy who can make your inventory overflow with enchanted golden apples?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty Creepers and Gatekeepers: Where Minecraft meets Baldur’s Gate rules – but with more explosions!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t have rules, we have suggestions. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest!

Join our server and embark on a quest to learn the rules of Baldur’s Gate 1 and 2…but with a twist! Instead of reading a boring manual, you’ll have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens, exploding creepers, and a dragon that only speaks in riddles. It’s like a choose-your-own-adventure book, but in Minecraft form!

So come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs rules when you have chaos?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Star Shards Collected:	63

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Airborne Blockheads

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server features a special “fog” that will make your lungs hurt…in a good way! Imagine the thrill of exploring a world where every breath you take feels like a challenge. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground city filled with friendly zombies who love to dance to disco music. Join them for a boogie and see if you can keep up with their killer moves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast…literally! Just make sure you hold on tight and don’t let go, or you might end up in a million pieces.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your inhaler, because that fog isn’t messing around!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BoomerCraft: Where 2013 was 37 years ago and we still think creepers are scary

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 2013, where the world was a simpler place and Justin Bieber ruled the charts! Build your own Bieber-themed castle and battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs. But be careful, because the evil Time Police are on the prowl, trying to bring you back to the present day. Will you survive the ultimate throwback adventure? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JapanophobiaCraft: Fearlessly Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in fear of Japan taking over your country? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, Japan is actually a peaceful land filled with cute pandas and sushi-making villagers! Join us and experience a world where Japan is the friendliest place on earth, complete with cherry blossom trees and kawaii temples. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to the sushi gods, you’ll be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear. Say goodbye to your Japanophobia and hello to a new world of fun and adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

EarGod’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further than the god of ear server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the god of ear roams around, blessing players with the power to hear blocks being placed from miles away. Imagine the advantage in PvP battles when you can hear your opponent sneaking up on you from a mile away!

But that’s not all – on this server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour. You’ll be swimming in diamonds in no time! And don’t even get me started on the pet dragons you can ride into battle. Who needs a horse when you can soar through the skies on a fire-breathing beast?

So come join us on the god of ear server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the craziness). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ores Mined:	2620

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ParliamentCraft: Where even creepers fear to tread!

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Get ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever, where even the NPCs are out for blood! Our server is so wild, even the second guy in the middle of a speech is getting attacked – first Australia, now Georgia! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of armor and weapons to help you survive the chaos. Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion. Who knows what will happen next on our server – maybe the third guy in the middle of a speech will be the next target! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Yoko Taro’s Blocky Adventures – A Minecraft Server for Fans of Yoko Taro Games!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on the “Different Branch” Edition where we celebrate the works of the legendary Japanese game director, Yoko Taro, also known as Toko Taro, Yoko Yaro, or even Coco Taro (we like to keep it spicy).

We discuss everything from the mind-bending NieR/Drakengard/Voice of Cards games to the absolute cashgrab kusoges like SINoALICE. And let’s not forget about our love for spanking – it’s a core part of our community, don’t ask questions.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive insider info like the NieR Rein Now EoS Last Story Chapter out NOW, NieR Automata Anime Adaptation Season 2 coming in 2024 (mark your calendars), and the SINoALICE Movie home release OUT NOW (grab your popcorn).

Join us for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Embrace the madness, dive into the Yokoverse Fanbook, and explore the depths of the Accord’s Library. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our coom material section (we won’t judge).

So what are you waiting for? Jump into our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe our mod team, they can be a bit strict). See you on the “Different Branch” Edition – it’s a world like no other.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Lesbian BFFs & Manifesting Madness Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of finding your lesbian BFF who will not only save you from creepers but also force you to talk about your feelings? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll meet quirky characters, embark on epic quests, and maybe even find that special someone to share your blocky world with. Who knows, you might just stumble upon your soulmate while building a giant statue of a llama.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And who knows, maybe your lesbian BFF is just a /tp away!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NarutoCraft: Ninja Villages, Creeper Jutsu, and Ramen Shops Galore!

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Oh my Notch, have you heard about the Minato oneshot on our Minecraft server?! It’s like a legendary tale passed down from player to player. Legend has it that anyone who joins our server will be blessed with the ability to one-shot any mob or player with just a flick of their wrist. It’s like having the power of a thousand creepers at your fingertips!

But that’s not all, joining our server also grants you access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine diamonds faster than a speeding Enderman. And let’s not forget about the enchanted loot drops that rain from the sky like a shower of golden apples.

So come join us on this epic adventure and experience the Minato oneshot for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the most feared player in all of Minecraft history!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Crops Grown:	4807
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magic Items Found:	1321	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	392

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Crafty Morning Madness

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Good Morning gamers! Are you tired of boring Mondays in the real world? Well, why not escape to our Minecraft server where every day is a party! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few exploding chickens (don’t worry, they’re just fireworks in disguise). Start your week off right by diving into a world where the only limit is your imagination. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make this week the best one yet!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2225	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SweetLootCraft: Candy from my Chinese Coworker

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Join our Minecraft server because our Chinese coworker gave us candy and we’re sharing the sweetness with all our players! Who knows, maybe the candy will give you super Minecraft powers like the ability to fly or shoot fireballs from your hands. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the candy can’t resist being a part of the fun. So come join us and let’s see what crazy adventures we can have together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13