DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	3395
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3697
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

MiniMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

MiniMC [SMP] [Earth / Towny] [Fun]

– Website: www.minimc.xyz – Discord: https://discord.gg/qjSwYnP2SF – Server IP: minimc.mc.gg – Version: 1.20.4 ————————————– – LGBTQ friendly – Custom in-game economy – Lots of different activities to do – Custom ranks (Paid and Free) – Earth scaled map – Create towns with friends – MCMMO

minimc.mc.gg:34838

Zombie Escape

Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2865	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36

Are you ready to face the undead in a thrilling survival adventure? Welcome to the Zombie Escape server, a unique twist inspired by the popular game MineZ. Immerse yourself in a 2000×2000 block world teeming with zombies and other dangerous creatures, where your survival skills will be put to the ultimate test.Explore a vast and challenging world overrun by zombies. Navigate through treacherous landscapes and unravel the mysteries hidden within.Loot Crates and Chests: Search for loot crates and chests scattered throughout the environment. Acquire essential supplies such as bandages, medkits, weapons, and various tools to aid your survival.

zombieescape.net

Soul Steal

Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Enchantments Applied:	297
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	432

Welcome to our Lifesteal Minecraft server! Raid bases, build your stronghold, steal hearts, and aim for world domination. Engage in strategic PvP battles, become a master builder, or a cunning infiltrator. Are you ready for the thrill of raiding, building, stealing, and conquering? Join now and make your mark!

soulsteal.xyz

RebornAge

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Dive into a world where challenge meets creativity, and your skill is the key to success. In this unique environment, your mission is to earn the utmost respect and advance through the ranks of the prison.Your journey begins with a bare cell and a modest pickaxe, but your ability to mine and gather resources will pave the way to freedom. Navigate through intricate blocks, solve captivating puzzles, and climb the levels of the prison hierarchy. Only the most skilled will survive and attain the status of OP prisoner!Customize your cell with style and creativity, showcase your talent in the art of trade, and build strategic alliances with fellow inmates. But beware, the prison is full of challenges and pitfalls, and only those who demonstrate wit and skill will emerge victorious.Connect with players from around the world, face epic challenges, and showcase your mastery in Minecraft’s OP Prison mode. Prepare for a gripping experience, where skill and creativity will open the doors to freedom in a world like no other! Enter, mine, build, and conquer.

mc.Reborn-Age.it

Phoenix MC

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3881	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

A friendly fun place to play Minecraft. We offer Survival and Skyblock servers. We are not pay to win! All ranks are achieved only through playing on our server

phoenix.mc-server.net

TerryLovers

Anarchy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Semi-Anarchic Vanilla Server 1.20.2 with: -Rankups system -Safes -Daily rewards -Clans -Arenapvp. Airdrops -KOTH PVP

terrylovers.hopto.org

ChainMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Farms Harvested:	846
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Magic Items Found:	4283	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

chainmc.fun

The Thieves Den

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5585
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Zombie Dances:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ores Mined:	2508
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

A vanilla SMP server for people who just want to chill and play some Minecraft! Features rank rewards for playtime, an in-game economy, player warps, land claims, Jobs, McMMO, and so much more coming in the future!

149.56.72.192

MenacingPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

If you enjoy pre 1.9 pvp, join us! I played years ago and I liked the original style.MenacingPvP is a faction, pvp, raid, and griefing server. The gameplay is nearly vanilla, and it isn’t easy to acquire good gear. The economy isn’t OP and it takes effort to get things, making raiding another faction base that much sweeter.We’ve got Jobs to help make every player money, Crate Keys, a limited Shop for some essentials (creeper spawn eggs included), obsidian that’s breakable by 4-7 tnt/creeper explosions, auctions, silk spawners for Ranks, combat logger, a kit dueling system and more.Every vote in the game will give you a Vote Crate Key which gives nice items, and has chances to give a Rare Key and if you’re really lucky enough, our Brawler Rank.Give us a shot, we’re new!

mc.MenacingPvP.com

Last Empire

Economy, Factions, FTB, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Come join a up and coming RP-PvP server utilizing DarkRPG Fabric Edition! Battle your way through dungeons, defeat world bosses and dominate as KING! The world is yours!

162.33.22.127

KingdomSmp

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	7871
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Ores Mined:	8155
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

KingdomSMP is a brand new server launched in 2023 and owned by MyInRex! We currently have an amazing customized Lifesteal pvp-rich server and some of the best PVPers play our Lifesteal server.

kingdomsmp.xyz

PurvisiSMP

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4977
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	540
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Ores Mined:	1435	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3540	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

A minecraft server made by PurvisiLOL also PurvisiSMP is also known as a network with Survival and Lifesteal is coming soon we hope you get the best day ever!

81.207.91.150

ForgeSkies

Economy, MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchantments Applied:	54	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Forget boring skymining servers with mundane ‘features’ like autocompressors, multiple realms and OP gear. We already have those. Let’s talk about our innovative skill system, fun quests and unique custom boss fights that are sure to make every other skymining server feel lack luster.• Versions: 1.13 – 1.20+ • Java IP: forgeskies.minehut.gg • Bedrock: IP: bedrock.forgeskies.minehut.ggAt ForgeSkies, we offer a range of exciting gameplay variations, we also have a friendly and supportive community of players from all around the world. We believe that ForgeSkies is at its best when players can collaborate, compete, and connect with one another. Our community is welcoming and inclusive, and we’re always happy to see new players join the fun.The ForgeSkies team of experienced developers and dedicated staff work tirelessly to bring you the best possible Minecraft experience. We strive to create a server that is always up-to-date with the latest game features and updates, and we’re constantly adding new content and gameplay modes to keep things fresh and exciting.

forgeskies.minehut.gg

Hexuscraft

Bedwars, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2311
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to Hexuscraft, a work-in-progress network featuring mini games, private servers and tournamentsCheck out our discord server for updates and chat the community

hexuscraft.net

Minecraft Country

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

play.minecraft.country