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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2377 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 181 | Enchantments Applied: | 222 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).