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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 9503 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).