DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ores Mined:	2095
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

StealBlock

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft experience with our unique StealBlock mode, designed for those who crave the thrill of strategic gameplay, base building, and epic spawner heists! Get ready for an adrenaline-fueled journey filled with daring heists, massive bases, powerful alliances, and a world where every block is a potential target.Dynamic Heisting: Plot and execute daring spawner heists to steal the most coveted loot from your rivals. Plan your moves carefully, outsmart your opponents, and emerge victorious as the ultimate heist mastermind.Massive Base Building: Unleash your creativity as you build colossal bases to fortify your stolen spoils. Construct impenetrable fortresses, elaborate defenses, and secret passages to protect your treasures from would-be thieves.Team Up for Dominance: Form alliances with fellow players to create unstoppable teams. Strategize, communicate, and conquer the StealBlock world together. Your success depends on the strength of your alliances and the bonds you forge with your teammates.Crates and Rewards: Unlock exclusive rewards and rare items by opening crates scattered across the server. The more daring your heists, the greater the treasures you’ll uncover. Will you be the one to discover the most coveted loot?Ranks and Prestige: Climb the ranks of infamy and become a legendary figure in the StealBlock universe. Showcase your skills, earn prestige, and unlock powerful perks that will set you apart from the rest.Fair Play and Challenges: While the thrill of stealing spawners is at the core, we prioritize fair play and challenges. Engage in exciting competitions, face tough opponents, and revel in the satisfaction of outsmarting your rivals.Embark on a journey where cunning strategy, teamwork, and audacious heists define your success. Join StealBlock MC today and become a master of the art of thievery in a Minecraft universe where every stolen block tells a tale of triumph!

StealBlock.serv.nu:2018

Bhoot MC

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347

play.bhootmc.fun:19132

SL Network

KitPvP, LifeSteal

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Who are we? SL Networkis India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(SL Network is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.slnetwork.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25583

play.slnetwork.fun:25583

MCTribes Lifesteal

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Emeralds Found:	4084	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

play.mctribes.net

Crafted Realms

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28

Embark on a journey where survival is key in this new custom world generation. Gather resources, craft tools, and build shelters to protect yourself from the dangers that lurk in this new world. From hostile mobs to hard harsh environments. collaborate with your fellow players or go solo- the choice is yours!

crafted.mc-realms.com

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Votes:	8685	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Potions Brewed:	143
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

mc.blossombuilds.com

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

194.153.216.157:25568

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

57.128.11.49:25571

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

play.baimoqilin.top

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

applenetwork.servmine.com:29522

PokeValley

Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2942	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Projections Made:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

162.19.146.105

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	59	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

FoxSMP230.aternos.me:41938

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Potions Brewed:	43	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Domini.mcserver.us

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

vanillamc.ca

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9233

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

135.125.4.144