DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Emeralds Found:	4841
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2310
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	50
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
New Chunks Explored:	459588	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3642	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Crops Grown:	9461
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zombie Dances:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Buildings Constructed:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

play.mineheart.net

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Secret Passages Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	248	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net