DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Items Found:	7691	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5921
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2781	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2894	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4851
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	New Chunks Explored:	501982
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4617
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Votes:	3668
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Void Armor Forged:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

play.pokebalta.com.tr

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	48	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	New Chunks Explored:	250867
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Villages Defended:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

gyat.minewind.net

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	New Chunks Explored:	835036
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

play.pocketpixels.net

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

play.vanillaplus.net

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2542
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

nohub.playcdu.co

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

play.jackpotmc.com

NAVELYA

PvP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Votes:	1671	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

play.navelya.net