DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchantments Applied:	68	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Farms Harvested:	759

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Dragon Eggs Found:	4709	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	683	Love Letters Sent:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Animals Bred:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	141	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Emeralds Found:	2051
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	82	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Magic Items Found:	4610	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8935	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	263	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	21200
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Dragons Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	669
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9192
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	7061	Dragon Eggs Found:	2118
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Potions Brewed:	87
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com