DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Gods Slained:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mines Excavated:	1440
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

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Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5385
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	2719
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

mc.fairy-tales.uk

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ores Mined:	2815	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

mc.trollrace.net

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchantments Applied:	229	Gods Slained:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

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BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

jogarbrasilcraft.com

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

realmi.fi

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	2238
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

play.dextrality.net

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

DBC.ApolloNetworkMC.net

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	2484
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

mcs.minebox.es

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6319	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

tavernmc.net

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

mc.roleplayhub.net

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Farms Harvested:	828
Alien Abductions:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

play.lokamc.com

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ores Mined:	9084	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

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RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

play.realbox.fun