DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	173
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6101
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	183
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3404	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7253
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

ms.viciante.com.br

AstridCloud

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Runes Activated:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

AstridCloud proudly announces the recent implementation of Minecraft version 1.20.1, ushering in a new era of exhilarating gameplay.Our meticulously curated survival server thrives on constant innovation, consistently delivering cutting-edge updates. Immerse yourself in a world of limitless possibilities, where you can not only survive but flourish, fueled by the allure of custom cosmetics that allow you to craft a truly unique player identity.Experience grandeur like never before with our epic events, meticulously designed to challenge and thrill players of all backgrounds.Additionally, our thriving community is brought together through our highly active Discord server, offering a dynamic platform for engaging discussions, collaborations, and camaraderie. Join the AstridCloud universe today at discord.astridcloud.xyz and embark on a journey that transcends the ordinary.

play.astridcloud.xyz

Venturedmc

Economy, Factions, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29

Who are we? VenturedMC is a brand new network that strives to perfection!What do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VenturedMC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.venturedmc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.Venturedmc.org

Mythgarde

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	400339	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Welcome to Mythgarde: The Guard of LegendsEnter Mythgarde, an enchanted city where ancient magic and legends intertwine their destinies. In the Bazaar of Forgotten Essences, alchemists distill the lost knowledge of deities, creating elixirs that awaken the hidden potential of adventurers.Explore streets illuminated by Runes, the currency that represents the ancient pact between the gods and the inhabitants of Mythgarde. Forge your path in the Ancient Forges Smithy, challenge in the Colosseum of Shadows, and trade in the Market of Wonders.But be careful, intrepid traveler, because forgotten essences attract shadows of the past. On this unique server, your destiny becomes intertwined with the legends themselves. Join us at Mythgarde and forge your own story in The Guard of Legends!

mythgarde.live

Sky Servers Survival

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6456
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Chimeras Created:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

WELCOME to SKY SERVERS SURVIVAL Established in 2012, Sky Servers is an Australian Survival Server. Hosted in Melbourne on our own dedicated server we offer a unique survival experience for all ages! We have a fantastic community of people from all over the world who help make SS amazing. The server is EULA compliant meaning no pay 2 win perks! Get started on Sky Servers Survival! Website: www.skyservers.net IP: sky-mc.net

sky-mc.net

Thanks Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

50+ Custom Enchants Lucky Blocks Custom Auto-Miner Custom Pet System Custom Gang System Custom Achievement System Custom Fishing System Custom Rank-up System Custom Bot Infinite Ranks Custom Shop Custom Stats Menu Anti-Cheat

DankPrison.com

Silvermons

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6775	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Ores Mined:	6091	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Farms Harvested:	719	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win community-driven Pixelmon Reforged server for both casual and competitive players. The server has a unique gameplay experience with our custom level cap and rank progression system intertwined with the main progression content of the server. Brace yourself for challenges that include our exclusive custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. Beyond this progression system, the server offers a diverse array of content tailored to players of all interests. This includes our Weekly Tournaments with multiple formats, unique Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!• Server IP: play.silvermons.com • We are running Pixelmon Reforged on Minecraft 1.16.5 • Modpack: The Pixelmon Modpack (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/the-pixelmon-modpack)

play.silvermons.com

Ascendant Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	9694	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
New Chunks Explored:	929024	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

AscendantSurvival.com

Cherry Survival

Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2837	Ores Mined:	3998
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Divine Spears Created:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	406155
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchantments Applied:	83

[1.19 Survival] [Survival Multiplayer] [Just Released] Cherry Survival is the perfect survival server to meet new friends, create your own warps, relax, and hang out! We have a friendly community with tons of quality-of-life features that you will you will be sure to enjoy!

ms.cherrysurvival.com

MineRefuge

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Animals Bred:	105
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

MineRefuge is the #1 Survival and OneBlock server out there!Join our Earth Survival servers where the map is a 1:500 exact replica of our majestic planet, Earth! All continents have been set, teleport to the one you desire to live in by typing /continentsOr, join our OneBlock server where you start off on your 1 block island that once you break it, regenerates as another random block, expand your island and build what you want!

game.minerefuge.com

The future

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Brazilian Minecraft Server.Survival server with mining, clans, economy, events, McMMO, etc.Visit our official store at https://futgo.me/loja and our Official Discord at https://futgo.me/discord

jogar.futurium.com.br

EnchantedMC

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8272
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17

We are an innovative Minecraft Network, we strive to make the best possible and most optimized gameplay experience for our community. We have many gamemodes you may enjoy such as Skyblock, Prison and Gens. You can join today to see what we have to offer.

play.enchantedmc.net