DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1707
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

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Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

MC PGST

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5013	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

A Pixelmon server that you can play with other trainers! There are a lot of pokémon to capture and battle facilities! A server experience with very little lag and bugs! Daily rewards, quests, battles, bait and more fun games!

pixel.mc-pgst.tw

The Cavern

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3841	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mines Excavated:	3620	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ores Mined:	503
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Introducing The CavernThe Cavern is a community oriented server, dedicated to providing a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for all sorts of players! Built upon the feedback of players to help ensure the best possible experience, we’re certain you’ll enjoy your time with us! Slimefun Towny mcMMO Jobs Balanced Economy Pets Player Shops Player Warps Art Competitions Secure Trading Keep Inventory 1,000+ Quest Custom Fishing Marriages Custom Mining Bosses/Dungeon Custom Server Resource Pack

mc.thecavern.net

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
New Chunks Explored:	826179	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ores Mined:	7791
Potions Brewed:	196	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Magic Items Found:	7192	Vanishing Items Found:	4

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Star Shards Collected:	160

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	4273	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	156
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	983183
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Gods Slained:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com