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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 230 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.
Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).