DerpyCraft: Where 99.9% of Players are Derpy and Politics is a Lost Cause

arguments, basic reasoning, Competition, contradiction, damaged prefrontal cortex, derpy, DerpyCraft, emotional, enjoyment, Exploitation, hate, Lost, mental disability, MONEY, Peace, Players, Politics, retarded, slaving away

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a community of players who are so mentally disabled that they can’t even use basic reasoning! It makes for some hilariously confusing conversations and arguments that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But that’s not all! Our players are constantly contradicting themselves and getting all emotional over the smallest things. It’s like watching a soap opera unfold right before your eyes, except it’s all happening in a virtual blocky world.

Join us and be a part of the chaos. Who needs a fully functioning prefrontal cortex anyway? Come and enjoy the absurdity, the laughter, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun!).

Minecraft.SI

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Slovenian minecraft network. The result of the merger of slo-survival and starfall’s networks. Come and have fun!

Minecraft.SI

KAIMUX.LT

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

KAIMUX.LT NETWORK https://kaimux.ltAn ambitious project aiming to stand out not only with uniqueness but also with quality!• Highly optimized • Powerful hosting • 80% custom plugins • Expanding choice of options • Various events • Ongoing expansion of language optionsWe look forward to having all of you in our project!

mc.kaimux.lt

PvPCloud

Factions, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8771	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

PvPCloud is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2023. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers to bring you the highest quality experience on minecraft!The current gamemodes we specialize in to bring you the best experience: – Prison – Skyblock – FactionsJoin Today! – play.pvpcloud.net

play.pvpcloud.net

Hallowed Fantasy

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Hallowed Fantasy is a competitive-based Pixelmon server, bringing you fierce Gym Battles, exciting weekly Tournaments, a friendly community, custom textured Pixelmon, weekly events, and much more! Competitive Gyms – 8 leaders of dual-type competitive gyms await your challenge for fierce gym battles! Get a Shadow texture Lugia with perfect stats for FREE by defeating all 8 of the player Gym Leaders! NPC Gyms – Not interested in competitive gyms? Not to worry! We have 8 NPC Gym Leaders that are much easier than the player gyms. Ranked Laddering System – Battle your way to the top of our Ranked Ladders by defeating other players in weekly tournaments. HUGE rewards given to the top 3 ranked players of each month! Weekly Competitive Tournaments – Face off against other skilled Pixelmon players in exciting tournaments, featuring different tiers and formats! Safari Zone – You can catch many different rare Pixelmon in our huge Safari Zone! Dynamic PokeEditor System – Edit your Pixelmon with ease with our PokeEditing system! This allows you to change your Pixelmon’s nature, size, caught ball, and more by using in-game money! Custom Pixelmon Textures – Obtain skins for certain Pixelmon such as Midnight Lugia, Ocean Spirit Arcanine, and Midnight Garchomp, exclusive to Hallowed Fantasy! Weekly Events – We host Drop Parties, Big Digs, Capture Quests, and other events weekly! Huge Vote Shop – Vote to earn Vote Points, which you can use in our Vote Shop to earn FREE rewards!

play.hallowedfantasy.com

CubeCadia Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5168
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

cubecadia.net

Castaway

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	2371	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

play.castaway.gg

ElementCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	0

ElementCraft is a 1.19+ crossplay survival server! We offer an endless amount of possibilities and features such as custom-coded classes. Ever wanted to be a demon, and get boosted abilities in the nether, or even become an angel and have wings? That’s all possible at ElementCraft including a wide variety of other features such as custom enchantments, economy, skills, and much more! Join our welcoming community today. We would be happy to have you!ElementCraft’s IP address is elementcraft.net. To join on Bedrock, you may use the IP address and the default port which is 19132.

elementcraft.net

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Potions Brewed:	85
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

135.125.189.27:25569

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1153
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Gems Collected:	23

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

islandmemories.shockbyte.cc

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	997
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

ddss.craftersland.net

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

play.utopiverse.net

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

pokecentral.org

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7614	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Mines Excavated:	2517	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

pvp.mystiverse.net

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5464
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

oyna.dunyamc.com.tr

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

xfirebox.minehut.gg